I don't want this to be my life?

I'm a black male who's 16 years old. I never had a girlfriend. People may think I'm not serious about a relationship because the way I act sometimes, but I'm just having fun. I'm not the best looking guy in the world. If I did I would be on a date right now to the movies. Anyways, I was listening to this video about how to "read female's minds" and find out what their type is and to get them sexually attracted to you no matter how you look. It said 'never listen to what girls say they like to do or anything in that range because they are misleading to guys.' it also explained how saying things or doing things won't attract all females. Like being funny or the tough guy or even being great at sex. I was actualy learning until the guy said 'get the full videos 1-10 just by givIng your credit cards' once I heard that I just clicked out of it. I just want a guy or girl to tell me how to get inside a girls mind to know her type easily.. And avoid rejection 100% of the time no matter what you look like or anything. Anybody have clues?